WHAT A GRAND PLACE LONDON TOWNE WOULD BE
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1. Mr. Brown, one day, came down to have a look at London Towne
He wandered here, lie wandered there. All over the place tie went
He gazed at all the wonderful sites and stayed out rather late at nights
He found somethings to suit him and a beautiful time he spent
When lie got home again they all gathered round him like a shot.
Said Dave, " What's London Like?" and Brown replied," I'll tell you what:"

2. Regent Street would be a treat, the girls could bathe their danity feet
They're be some couples hunting too for cockles upon the rocks
In Trafalgar Square you can have a dash, teaching nice girsi how to splash
They'd all be throwing seaweed at your beautiful, fancy lunch
And if you've got some?? when they're bathing there's no doubt
You'll have to watch yourself because they'll be sure to find you out.

CHORUS
If Margate were down in Regent Street
Blackpool in Leicester Square
If the Isle of Man were somewhere down the Strand
It would be grand listening to the band
If Brighton Fair were in Trafalgar Square
Piccadilly all surrounded by the sea
If you could bathe with all the girls down Bond Street
What a grand place London Towne would be.