WHAT A GAME IT IS WOW! WOW!
Sung by MARK. SHERIDAN
Written and Composed by FRED GODFREY (d. 1953) and I-IARRY GIFFORD

1: Charlie Binks never kissed a girl. before,
Threw some winks to the one that lived next door,
Off they went one evening, and they found out, too,
A cosy rendezvous, where they could have a little bill and coo.
Charlie Binks said, "Oh this is simply grand, With a nice girl by your side,
When his pal said, "Charlie, what. do you think of making love Mister Binks replied

2; Charlie went to the same spot every night,
And he spent, oh, such moments of delight,
He was quite as happy as a boy could be
Beneath the old oak tree, There in his little girl's society.
Charlie Binks kissed her 'good-night' at the door, Charlie loved her without a doubt,
When he went to bed at night he would murmur to himself, As he blew the candle out

3: Very soon Charlie claimed her for his bride,
A honey-moon, and they did the Wedding Glide,
Found a cosy "first." upon the railway train,
His pals could, not refrain From shouting, "Charlie, here we are again!
Suddenly all the porters gathered round, For a nice tip, they meant to try,
Charlie threw them all a nice little bit of wedding cake, And then they heard him cry.

CHORUS
What a game it is! Wow! wow!
What a game it is! Wow! wow!
Find a girl and then a cosy corner,
Play at Puss in Boots or Little Jack Horner
What a game it is Wow! wowl You squeeze the girl and breathe a gentle vow,
Look into big blue eyes, telling each other lies,
What a game it is Wow! wow!